Rod Serling: Six Feet Under

Interlaken, New York is a quiet farming community cut off from the modern world.  The Amish call it home, as evidenced by the horse-drawn buggies you'll pass as you traverse its main roads.  Local businesses are few and far between, but they do offer a number of wineries, perfect for a Sunday afternoon in the country.  Stop by Lucas Vineyards while you're there, and ask for a sample of the Tugboat Red.  Interlaken is also home to Lake View Cemetery, where you'll find one of the most iconic figures in pop culture history.

Rod Serling, known to multiple generations as the host, creator and producer of The Twilight Zone, was only 50 years old when he suffered two back-to-back heart attacks in the spring of 1975.  In an attempt to save his life, his doctors recommended open-heart surgery, but cautioned Serling that it too was a risky endeavor. Serling went ahead with the procedure.  While on the table, he suffered his third and final heart attack, which ultimately took his life on June 28, 1975. 

Serling was interred at Lake View, some 70 miles from his home town of Binghamton, on July 2.  A combat veteran of World War 2, he received full military
honors.    

It seems a far cry from Hollywood, where Serling left his mark as a screenwriter, playwright and television producer.  The cemetery itself is in disrepair, and volunteers are always encouraged to come forward and help with general maintenance.  Lawn care assistance is greatly appreciated, and cash donations are always welcomed.

All this however, does not keep the faithful away.  Serling's grave was by far the most decorated one that our Six Feet Under staff saw on this day, appropriately enough over Memorial Day Weekend.

Location: Lake View Cemetery, Interlaken, New York
Plot: Lot G, 1044

Finding this grave isn't particularly difficult.  Enter through the main gate and head down the sloping hill.  At the bottom, look to your left for the sign for Lot G.  Park your car and make your way on foot towards the center, where you'll spot a large tree, near the foot of which you'll find Serling.

In 1982, Hollywood decided to re-visit The Twilight Zone, with disastrous results.  Three actors were killed during the production.  The film was also notable for the appearance of Serling's widow Carol as a frightened airline passenger during the segment "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet."  She passed in 2020 and is buried next to her husband.

Visitors to the grave often leave gifts and other mementos to Serling and the show, such as the hand-painted rock depicting the title sequence shown above.  The rock on the right paraphrases actor Jonathan Winters, appearing in the classic episode "A Game of Pool" as James L. "Fats" Brown," Heaven's greatest billiards player.

It's no secret that Serling was an avid smoker, as you'd often see him holding a cigarette as he set up the evening's tale.  Lost to history however, were the cigarette spots he did at the end of each episode, during their original run on CBS.  Watch one of them here.  And please kids, don't smoke.

Hidden Graves of the Rich and Famous

In our travels, we've encountered some truly opulent memorials and headstones, befitting their celebrity occupants.  Jackie Gleason's temple in Miami will always inspire.  Other markers are much more simple, suggesting an air of humbleness or geniality.  Harvey Korman comes to mind as one such example.  Still others have no marker at all, for reasons known only to them or their families.

These graves require some extra detective work to track down, and will require a lot of time and patience.  At least they did for those of us here at Six Feet Under Hollywood.  But our goal is to help YOU find these graves, so let's get started.  This week, we present five A-listers who would otherwise have absolutely nothing in common but for the fact that they're buried in anonymity.

Fred Gwynne will forever be identified as Herman Munster, the patriarch of a family that only survived two seasons on network TV.  He was never fond of the role, and in his later career, shunned interviews and questions regarding the series, an early sign of his desire for anonymity.  His career rebounded in the final years of his life, with character roles in such notable films as Fatal Attraction, and of course, My Cousin Vinny.  Here's a documentary of his life.

Death: Gwynne died on July 2, 1993 at his home in Taneytown, Maryland.  The cause of death was pancreatic cancer.  Click here to see CNN's coverage of his death.

Location: Sandy Mount United Methodist Church Cemetery

Finksburg, Maryland
Look for the dark stone that reads "Shannon."  Gwynne is directly in front of it.

Trivia: In addition to being an actor, Gwynne found later success as the author and illustrator of a series of children's books, including Easy to See Why, The King Who Rained, and A Chocolate Moose for Dinner.  Unlike most self-made celebrity publications, these are actually worthy of your time.

Fred "Rerun" Berry was the breakout star of the 70's hit What's Happening?.  He came to the show after spending years as a professional dancer with the Los Angeles-based troupe The Lockers.  Watch Rerun show off his moves here.  Berry returned to the role of Rerun in the mid-80s revival series What's Happening Now??, but left after one season when his salary demands were unmet.  Ironically, cast mates claim that Berry's demands led to the cancellation of BOTH versions of the show.

Death: Rerun passed on October 21, 2003 while recovering from a stroke.  He had recently been diagnosed with type-2 diabetes.

Location: Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills

Plot: Tribute Section, Lot 1015, Grave 4
Look for this statue and use it as a reference.  Look for a round, circular stone bearing the number 1015.  Berry is to the left of it, between two other markers.
Photo courtesy of FindaGrave.Com

Trivia:  After giving up show business in the 1990s, Berry became a Baptist minister, and later, a pitchman for the UniverSOUL Circus.  However, it's his turn as a contestant on Howard Stern's game show "Hooker Price is Right" for which he'll always be remembered.

Roy Orbison.  It feels like an artist of his stature deserves more than to be simply tossed in with this group, and perhaps one day, we'll devote more space to him.  Orbison's musical career is legendary, as much for his rich baritone voice as the air of mystery created by his persona.  In the 1960s, Life Magazine referred to him as the "anonymous celebrity," a star with so many hits for whom the public knew so little about.  So perhaps that makes him perfect for this column after all.

Death: Shortly after forming supergroup The Traveling Wilburys, Orbison suffered a fatal heart attack on December 6, 1988.  He was only 52.

Location: Pierce Brothers Westwood Village

Plot: Section D, #97
Roy is between two stones - "Frank Wright Tuttle" and "Grandma Martha Monroe."

Trivia: A common misconception about Orbison is that he was blind.  He wasn't, which explains why he was driving through Hazzard County in this famous TV clip, wherein he's forced to sing his signature song "Oh Pretty Woman" after being caught in a speed trap.  Incidentally, we believe that the same song was used in a Julia Roberts movie.  Updates to follow.

George C. Scott was actually a Marine before becoming an actor.  Born in Wise, Virginia, he enlisted in the service shortly after his 18th birthday in 1945.  When his tour was completed, he set out for Broadway, receiving numerous Tony award nominations for such productions as Richard III. Eventually landing in Hollywood, he'd land the signature role in the 1970 film Patton, for which he is best remembered.  Watch his stirring speech here.  Watch it lampooned by Jackie Gleason here.

Death: Throughout the 1980s, Scott suffered a series of heart attacks.  The last one came on September 22, 1999.  He was only 71 years old.

Location: Pierce Brothers Westwood Village
Celebrity Row, to the left of Walter Matthau

Trivia: Although Scott won the Academy Award for his portrayal of General Patton, he refused to accept it, stating that he was not in league with the other actors who were nominated (he wasn't belittling them, rather, he was being humble - kind of like his stone here).  The award was donated to the Virginia Military Institute in Lexington.

Frank Zappa was a self-taught guitarist/artist/filmmaker/etc.  To read his Wikipedia page, you'd think he'd cured cancer.  Born in Baltimore, he'd move with his family to the West Coast, finally settling in San Diego.  There in high school, he joined his first band, crafting an offbeat musical style that would be his personal trademark. 

Death: Zappa passed from prostate cancer on December 4, 1993.  His family released a public statement that read "Composer Frank Zappa left for his final tour just before 6:00 pm on Saturday."  We approve.

Location: Pierce Brothers Westwood Village
Plot: Section D, #100 (three down from Roy Orbison)
GPS: 34.0582314, -118.4415970 (hddd.dddd)
Zappa is between actor Lew Ayres and nobody Christopher Denny Ziesmer.

Trivia: Really, who didn't love Zappa's daughter Moon's one-hit single, Valley Girl?

D*E*A*D

M*A*S*H.  What can I say about this fantastic series that hasn't been said before?  A show that over 11 years showed us the true horrors of a war that in reality only lasted for three.  When it's final episode aired in February 1983, more than half the country was watching.  It's lead-in that night was an episode of Alice wherein dingy waitress Vera becomes convinced she's seen a UFO.  I'm probably the only person alive who remembers that.

M*A*S*H had a slew of fine actors, many of whom have sadly passed on.  Even sadder, most of them were cremated.  But you can still pay your respects to some of the notables, all of whom are buried within the Los Angeles area.

McLean Stevenson played Henry Blake during the first three seasons, but grew tired of playing second, even third banana.  He moved to starring roles in several short-lived sit-coms, none of which ever brought him as much success.  He'd later admit "I made the mistake of believing that people were enamored of McLean Stevenson when the person they were enamored of was Henry Blake." 


Death: In early 1996, Stevenson checked in to Encino-Tarzana Regional Medical Center for surgery on his bladder, during which time he suffered a fatal heart attack.  He passed on February 15th.

Location: Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills

Plot: Courts of Remembrance, Columbarium of Valor, Niche G64649

Trivia: As most fans know, when Stevenson left the series, his character was killed off in a manner that forever changed the tone of the series.  Lost to history however, was his appearance just a few months later on Cher's variety show, wherein he appeared as Henry Blake, alive and well.  See it here.

After M*A*S*H, Stevenson segued into his own sit-com, appropriately titled The McLean Stevenson Show.  View the premiere episode here, complete with original 1976 commercials!

Ever wonder whatever happened to Henry's iconic fishing cap?  I'd love to know too, but here's a replica (?) I own.

Wayne Rogers played Trapper John McIntyre.  Like Stevenson, he left after just three seasons.  But whereas Stevenson had approached the producers during Season 3 asking to be released from his five-year contract, Rogers showed no such courtesy.  His abrupt departure before the beginning of Season 4 led to years of legal wrangling between him and the producers.

Death: Rogers died on December 31, 2015 from pneumonia.  He was appropriately buried in Pierce Brothers Westwood Village.

Location: Pierce Brothers Westwood Village
Plot: Columbarium Wall

Trivia: Rogers was a successful businessman and investor even during the M*A*S*H years.  Years later, he'd turn that expertise into a co-hosting gig on the FOX News Channel program Cashin' In.  See a tribute to him here from his colleagues.

The Weeds

Larry Gelbart is not exactly a household name, but he is the man who got the show on the air, serving as producer, writer, and director for the first four seasons (aka the good years).  One of Gelbart's greatest contributions to the series was the character of Corporal Klinger, a man wearing women's dresses in order to be discharged from the Army.  Once his tour with M*A*S*H was over, Gelbart created a very similar character for the big screen, earning an academy award nomination for the 1982 film Tootsie.

Death: In June 2009, Gelbart was diagnosed with cancer.  His wife refuses to declare where he had it.  But he passed just a few months later on September 11.

Location: Hillside Memorial
Plot: Canaan Garden Mausoleum, Crypt F475



Trivia:  After leaving M*A*S*H, Gelbart helped created another 70's sit-com sensation, Three's Company.

Clete Roberts appeared as himself in one of the series more popular episodes "The Interview."  Years later, when M*A*S*H did the obligatory clip show, he was invited back to reprise the part.  Roberts was the perfect man for the part, having served as a war correspondent in both World War 2 and Korea.  Not surprisingly, he later rose through the ranks of the CBS News Department.

Death:  No information available.

Location: Pierce Brothers Valley Oaks

Plot: Oak Vale Garden, Plot 73, Grave B

Trivia: Right before his death in 1984, Roberts reprised his war correspondent role one last time in the failed M*A*S*H spin-off W*A*L*T*E*R, which centered on the life of Radar O'Reilly after his return from Korea.  CBS passed on the series, but you can see the pilot episode here.

Cremated Cast

Larry Linville left the series after five seasons.  Like McLean Stevenson, he'd never repeat the success he found at the 4077th.  He guest starred in a number of series, including the has-been trifecta of Love Boat, Fantasy Island, and Murder, She Wrote.  In 1981, he landed a co-starring spot on The Jeffersons spin-off Checking In, which only lasted a handful of episodes. See the introduction here.  (Caution: Marla Gibbs sings the theme song.)

Death: Linville, a lifelong smoker, died from complications of lung cancer surgery on April 10, 2000.  Next time you come across a rerun featuring old Ferret Face, look at his shirt pocket, and you'll often see the outline of a pack of Marlboros.  His ashes were scattered off Bodega Bay, California.

Trivia: In 1997, Linville joined Larry Gelbart and his successor David Ogden Stiers at a decommissioning ceremony for the last surviving M*A*S*H unit in Korea.

Harry Morgan joined the cast in Season 4, replacing the departed McLean Stevenson.  As most everyone knows, Morgan won the role after having previously appeared as an insane general during Season 3.  Watch him review the troops here. Ironically, he'd later cite it as his favorite episode.  When M*A*S*H concluded in 1983, Morgan transitioned to the short-lived spin-off AfterMASH, along with co-stars Jamie Farr and William Christopher.  Watch the pilot episode here.

Death: Morgan, age 96, died of pneumonia on December 7, 2011.  According to his son Charles, he passed peacefully in his sleep.  His cremated remains were given to the family.

Trivia: Ever wonder who the lady in the picture frame on Colonel Potter's desk was?  It was Morgan's first wife, Eileen Detchon.

William Christoper was the third actor to portray Father Mulcahy, having succeeded most notably Rene Auberjonois in the M*A*S*H feature film.  During M*A*S*H's final season, he worked with then-unknown actor Patrick Swayze, a patient who learns he has leukemia.  His best work in the series is probably the resulting scene shown here.  He'd later guest star on a number of series and commercials, including this memorable spot for Godfather's Pizza. 

Death: Christopher, age 84, passed from small-cell carcinoma on December 31, 2016, exactly one year after co-star Wayne Rogers.

Trivia: Christopher was an early promoter for the awareness of autism, his own adopted son Ned being an autistic child himself.  Along with his wife Barbara, he published a book for autistic families in 1985 entitled Mixed Blessings.  Buy a copy here.

Unknown

David Ogden Stiers, who replaced Larry Linville as the pompous Major Charles Emerson Winchester, passed away on March 3, 2018, following complications from bladder cancer.  As of this posting, no information is available on the location or disposition of his remains.




Six Feet Under Hollywood Theory: Stiers passed in his home town of Newport, Oregon, just a few hours from Eugene, where his parents were both laid to rest.  We suspect we'll inevitably learn that he too was interred at West Lawn Memorial Park in Eugene.

To be continued!

A Horse is a Corpse, Of Course, Of Course

I hate the Mister Ed theme song.  Undoubtedly one of the worst earworms you'll ever get stuck in your head.  And I've never been a huge fan of the series either.  Even by 60s standards it seems a little bizarre.  But I do love celebrity graves, and when I heard that Ed himself (real name "Bamboo Harvester") was buried in an Oklahoma farmer's backyard, I couldn't book my plane ticket fast enough.

Now before I go any further, I have to state that there is some controversy regarding exactly which horse you'll find in Tahlequah.  In an interview given before his own death, series star Alan Young (Wilbur) stated that Bamboo Harvester died in a freak accident in California, and that his trainer had the body cremated.  Young purported that the horse who retired to Oklahoma following the show's cancellation was one used for publicity photos, but was never actually filmed on screen.  A dead ringer for the real Ed, this stand-in was named "Pumpkin."

Whichever horse it is, he retired from Hollywood following the show's cancellation in 1966, and moved with his owner to a farm an hour's drive from Oklahoma City.  Over the next 13 years, Ed enjoyed his role as a local celebrity, often appearing in the annual 4th of July parade.  (If anyone reading this has any old photos from those events, we here at Six Feet Under Hollywood would love to see them!)

Then on February 22, 1979, Mister Ed passed away.  His owner buried him in the backyard, and placed a simple wooden cross on the spot.  At some point in the 1980s, the farm changed hands, but the new owners were well aware of the Hollywood secret buried in their backyard.

For the next 11 years, the plot remained undisturbed.  Then in 1990, a Tulsa rock station, Z-104.5 FM, got wind of the story.  Deciding that Ed deserved a more dignified marker, they organized a fundraiser for a new memorial, a five-foot granite behemoth.  It was dedicated in a ceremony featuring a color guard (!) and a bouquet of carrots.

Location: Walker Farm, Highway 82, Tahlequah, Oklahoma.

Since that time, the marker has attracted a variety of tourists.  Bear in mind, this marker is on private property, so if you're planning a visit, be respectful of that.  Knock first, or try to call ahead.

Here's something else to note.  The farm's current owner, Mr. Leonard Walker, once met the grandson of the original owner, the farmer who owned and buried Mister Ed.  According to Walker, the grandson believes that the marker is approximately 13 feet away from Ed's true burial position.  The grandson fondly remembers his youth, spending time with and riding Ed, then attending the service his grandfather held when the horse passed away.

Here are some better shots of the marker's inscriptions:

Top section

The radio station that arranged for the marker in 1990 is today known as "The Edge,"
offering Oklahomans alternative rock.

This inscription seems to caution that this may or may not be the real Mister Ed.

And prosper!

Finally, a note of thanks to Mr. Leonard Walker, for welcoming me to his property (uninvited!) and allowing me to take these photos.  He spent the afternoon telling me some of the stories you read here, stories he's undoubtedly told over 100 times. 

Trivia:  In 2004, FOX tried to reboot Mister Ed as a wacky new series starring Sherilyn Fenn of Twin Peaks fame.  Who did they get to voice Mister Ed?  George Jefferson himself, Sherman Hemsley.  View the entire, unsold pilot here.

Shameless Plug:  While traveling to Oklahoma to visit this site, my flight had to make an emergency landing in Branson, Missouri, after our cabin depressurized.  On the ground, I was interviewed by the local ABC affiliate in a story that went national.  You can watch that interview here. 

Our Gang/The Little Rascals

I grew up watching this old black and white TV show called The Little Rascals.  Years later, I discovered it had been created as a series of movie shorts way back in the 1920s under a different name - Our Gang.  Why the name change?  As with all decisions in Hollywood, it had to do with money, and just exactly who owned the property - its creator, Hal Roach, or the studio that produced it, MGM.

But whatever you call the show, you certainly know the names.  Spanky, Buckwheat and Alfalfa, just to name a few.  Between 1922 and 1944, more than 100 child stars would appear in the series, some of whom would find great success in Hollywood, like Perry White himself, Jackie Cooper, or TV's Baretta, aka Robert Blake.  Ok, bad example.

Tragedy befell most of the former Rascals, who had a tendency to pass under less than honorable circumstances.  While they've been laid to rest across the country, I've encountered five in my travels, presented here for the first time.

Alfalfa, aka Carl Switzer, was a member of Our Gang from 1935 to 1940.  Like many child stars, he had trouble transitioning to adult roles, and accepted parts in a variety of B movies.  His best post-Rascals part however, was in the 1946 film classic It's A Wonderful Life.  Look for him at the 0:43 mark in this clip.  Yes, he's Mary's dance partner.  He'd move around the country and try a variety of occupations before returning to Hollywood and settling down as a dog trainer. 

He had a number of famous clients, including Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.  Another client was a man named Moses Samuel Stiltz.  In January 1959, Stiltz hired Switzer to train his hunting dog.  While doing just that, the dog chased after a bear, and much like Switzer's career in Hollywood, it completely disappeared.  Switzer offered a reward of $35 for the dog's return, and he was only too happy to pay up when a good Samaritan found the pooch.  Switzer even threw in $15 worth of drinks from the tavern where he also tended bar.  And where apparently, he was also a regular himself. 

On the night of January 21, Switzer had had a few, and got to thinking about the $50 he had spent.  Why should he be out of pocket because of another man's dog?  The more he thought about it, he decided that Stiltz owed him that $50, which he then set out to reclaim.

OK, I didn't mean for this to be a how did they die blog.  But let's be honest, this story has meat.

Switzer showed up at Stiltz's house in a drunken rage.  He demanded that Stiltz reimburse him, which Stiltz promptly refused.  The two began to fight, and Switzer smashed a dome clock over Stiltz's head, causing him to bleed from his left eye.  Stiltz retreated to his bedroom where he retrieved his .38-caliber revolver.  Enraged, Switzer produced a knife and threatened to kill Stiltz, who promptly shot him in the groin.  Alfalfa died en route to the hospital.

Location: Hollywood Forever, Hollywood, California
Plot: Garden of Memory, Grave 6, Lot 26
GPS: 34.08917, -118.31954

Trivia: Alfalfa died on the same day as legendary Hollywood producer Cecil B. DeMille.  As a result, his death received little media attention at the time, even given its extraordinary circumstances.  In a final indignity, the two were both buried at Hollywood Forever, though DeMille's final resting place is infinitely more grandiose.

People often wonder if the dog featured on Switzer's marker is supposed to be Petey, the Our Gang pooch.  According to his family, it is not.  Rather, it is a nod to his chosen profession as a dog trainer.

Buckwheat, aka William Thomas, led a very different life.  Although he had a successful ten-year run as the character, he became increasingly disinterested in continuing his Hollywood career.  At the age of 23, he enlisted in the Army, serving for three years and earning two of our Nation's highest medals.  After he was discharged, he returned to Hollywood, though not as an actor.  He learned the craft of film editing and cutting, becoming a lab technician at Technicolor.  He died on October 10, 1980.

Location: Inglewood Park Cemetery, Inglewood, California
Plot: Acacia Slope, Lot 773, Grave D
GPS: 33.964, -118.3371

Trivia: In 1990, anchorman Hugh Downs delivered a "where are they now" segment on the TV news program 20/20, and presented Bill English, a grocery clerk from Arizona, as the real Buckwheat.  One viewer that night was former Rascal George "Spanky" McFarland, who couldn't believe what he was seeing.  McFarland had known William Thomas and his family, and more importantly, had known that he had died.  A few days later, McFarland confronted English on another news program, A Current Affair.  Watch it here.  As a result, a producer of 20/20 was fired and the network was sued by Thomas's family.  Fake news!

Darla Hood continued to enjoy success as an entertainer after ending her run with Our Gang, organizing a vocal group called "The Enchanters."  Later, she went solo, touring night clubs and landing guest spots on TV.  Then in 1979, while helping to prepare a reunion of the surviving Our Gang cast members, Hood checked herself into Canoga Park Hospital for a simple appendectomy.  While there, she contracted hepatitis from a blood transfusion, which led to her death of heart failure on June 13, 1979.

Location:  Hollywood Forever, Hollywood, California
Plot: Abbey of the Psalms, Sanctuary of Light, Top Row, Corridor G-4, Crypt 7213
GPS: 34.0892906, -118.3211975 (hddd.dddd)

Trivia:  In 1962, Darla reprised her Our Gang role on The Jack Benny Program, with Jack himself appearing as Alfalfa.  See the show in its entirety here.  She comes in at about the 4:20 mark.

Chubby, aka Norm Myers Chaney, was a Maryland native who responded to a nationwide casting call for new Rascals as the pictures entered the dawn of talkies.  He spent three years in the role before returning to his native Baltimore.  Not long after, his excessive girth was diagnosed as the result of a glandular ailment, one that would lead to his death from myocarditis on May 29, 1936.  He was only 21 years old, and he was the first Our Gang alumni to pass away.

Location: Baltimore Cemetery, Baltimore, Maryland
Plot: Section E, immediately on your right as you enter the front gate.
Traveler's advisory:  This cemetery is in a really rough neighborhood. 

Trivia: Chaney's mother was unable to afford a headstone for her son, who's grave remained unmarked for 76 years.  In 2012, a Detroit musician launched an online fundraising drive, raising $4,500 for the stone you see here.

Farina, aka Allen Hoskins, enjoyed a solid ten years with Our Gang, which started when he was just one year old.  Like other members of the company, he served his country during World War 2, then settled into a new life in the world of physical rehabilitation in the San Francisco area.  In July 1980, he fell into a coma, and was admitted to a local hospital, where he passed on the 26th.  The cause of death was listed as cancer. 

Location: Evergreen Cemetery, Oakland, California
Plot: Serenity A, Base 19, Row 3 (just north of the Hell's Angels)
GPS: 37.7733612, -122.1801987 (hddd.dddd)

Trivia: The character of Farina was written to be played by either gender, and was often portrayed as both a boy and a girl, sometimes in the same short!

As noted above, Hoskins has some pretty famous neighbors, as Evergreen is the official cemetery of the Hell's Angels biker gang.  They own a wide section of the park, which is relatively close to Hoskins. 

Evergreen is also the final resting place of hundreds of members of the Jim Jones cult, all of whom committed mass suicide in 1978. 

Ohio Man Drives his Harley Davidson Through the Pearly Gates

Every so often, I like to review some of the more unusual or out-of-the-way graves I've encountered in my travels.  Celebrities are fine, but I also appreciate extra-terrestrials, cults and other odd figures buried on American soil.

Take for example, Bill Standley of Mechanicsburg, Ohio.  Bill was by all accounts a regular guy.  A family man, father of 4, with 9 grandchildren and 21 great-grandchildren.  He spent 47 years as a commercial truck driver, and was active in his local unions.  His hobbies included fishing, dancing, and horseback riding.  And then of course, there was his Harley.



Bill had a passion for his motorcycle, and with it came a dilemma.  He had two sons, both of whom wanted it upon his death.  Unable to choose between them, he adopted an unusual plan.

Bill passed in 2014, but he started planning his funeral 18 years earlier.  A funeral that would see him permanently positioned atop his cherished roadster, entombed in a homemade Plexiglas vault.

Ghost Rider.

Funeral services were held on a cold, wintry day in January.  Mourners were given the opportunity to view the unusual casket at Skillman, McDonald and Vernon Funeral Home in Mechanicsburg before embarking on the most unusual funeral procession the state had ever seen.

Man and Hog.

I wish I could say that I'd been privy to these events.  Sadly, I'd not learn about it until some months later.  Fortunately, I'd already been planning a trip through Ohio to visit some other graves, and was able to work in a detour to pay my respects to old Bill.

I've no idea why there's a monkey atop Bill's grave.  One can only imagine.  The inscription on his side of the joint stone reads, appropriately, "East Bound and Down, Still Going On."

Local members of the media were also on hand for Bill's funeral.  For a fascinating report, courtesy of WBNS TV-10 in Columbus, click here.